Privacy Policy


How much of you personal data do we collect and store?

0%. None. Nothing at all.

We use the name and address you provided to ship your order. We do not keep our own independent list of you lovely people though.

Speaking of lists, how many mailing lists do you get added to when you order from us? ALSO NONE! I mean, we DO have mailing lists but we want you to join them willingly. No one likes getting sneaky added to a mailing list! That's rude and now illegal in Europe (shout out to the EU!)

In all seriousness - we never have and never will collect any data about you without your express permission.